laneys.info Beware of Yankees, drunks, and loose women.

Step 1-> Buy a round, *note! you might want to leave your wallet on the table...this may take awhile.
Step 2-> If you want a Dwarf to seriously drink you have to get him to tell a Fantastic Story.
Step 3-> If you want to keep him drinking you should be prepared to go round for round with the good stuff.
Step 4-> Listen closely and dont let the drink cloud your mind. You might not be able to stomach another attempt at this.

So...Who's buying the first round, because I know the story.