"Distressingly Normal"

The Virgle Project's application quiz returned these results, despite my (apparently feeble) attempts at humorous responses.

"Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life."

Congratulations to Google for a fresh take on April 1.  Hmm.  Maybe I should run for Congress...